you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
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hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.