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clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right

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#me to my cat always

im tired and full of rage

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favorite quinn fabray quotes

#I love you #Quinn fabray #glee

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*falls asleep in the middle of sexting*


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deciding to take back mondays was the best decision ive ever made. now instead of hating mondays like garfield i make sure that every monday i : take at least one bubble bath, orgasm at least twice, eat ice cream while watching whatever hbo show came on the night before, and go to bed silly early and now whenever someone’s like “ugh it’s monday” im like “I KNOOOOW!!!! :) :) :)”

#I want to do this

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#kurt hummel #glee

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Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.



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darren forgetting the words to colors of the wind

#cutie #darren criss